Onward, my plaid steed…
Real men wear kilts and carry kitten in their kilt pouch thingies.
If you’re not reblogging a kitten in a sporran, there’s something wrong with you.
#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]
rupert is the hero we all deserve
you go man with your truck
Oh my god, seriously? How did I not know this?
i actually let out a tiny scream of joy
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Valais Blacknose sheep for those who obsessively need to know what an animal is when they see it
certainly not me. Also the babies are pretty cute!
OMG THEY ARE LIKE MUPPET SHEEP
THE ONE WITH ITS TONGUE OUT
GOD BLESS YOU KAIJYUU I HAVE BEEN OBSESSING ABOUT THESE SHEEP SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS POST.
their little
fucking horns.
Oh my god…
< I know you’re watching me > Part I
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A little practice of facial expression, not as good as I hoped…. T_T
his gardener who will fuck you up
#sam may be like 3 feet tall but he has bigger balls than you do faramir #struttin into mordor like it’s nothin#ready to clobber aragorn with a goddamn candlestand
#no that was merry. sam was going to use his bare fucking hands
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
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Once in a while Eowyn will leave things for Faramir to handle in their fiefdom and venture off to spend some quality pamper time with her gal pal Lucy Liu.
The shopping is much better in NYC, anyway.
silentstep: (yo if you want me to remove these tags i will but THEY’RE GREAT so i wanted them on my blog)
rae rae raeraeRAERAERAE, CAN THIS BE IN THE AU SOMEHOW, OR LIKE IN ANOTHER IDK, but her or Watson hanging out with Eowyn in NYC sounds awesome, and Eowyn can field calls from her boys, Faramir will be all ‘hey sweetie I was just thinking of you & wanted to say hi; I hope you’re having a great time; say hello for me’, and Boromir will call and be like OH MAN TELL WATSON I AM READY FOR THAT DRINKING CONTEST REMATCH WHENEVER SHE WANTS, ALSO A SMALL CORNER OF THE FIEFDOM MAY BE ON FIRE BUT IT’S COOL WE HANDLED IT, YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED IT WE SMASHED SOME WARG SKULLS, ALSO HEY BRING ME BACK A KNIFE I HEAR THEY HAVE LOTS OF KNIVES IN NEW YORK, ALSO I think Faramir could use a new cookie sheet like maybe one with teflon is that what it’s called, don’t tell him I said so though it should be a surprise ANYWAY, UH, HAVE FUN WITH WATSON IF GODZILLA SHOWS UP KICK HIS ASS FOR GONDOR RIGHT, BYE, and Eowyn will laugh and duck her head, and they will go back to browsing extremely striking coats and boots, and talk about Watson’s latest case, and fiefdom politics, and Eowyn who grew up caring for saddles and bridles will share tips on making sure Watson’s leather handbag will last for years, and Watson will talk to her about her healer training, which Eowyn is still kind of shy about but really eager to learn, and and adn IDK????, my first love, um.
#this is my new favourite post it’s this #i just want the gondor crew and the rohan gang to have modern au hijinks in new york #boromir’s concern for his lil bro and his broship with eowyn here is spot on it’s giving me FEELINGS #how to tag? #lord of the rings #lucy liu #miranda otto #elementary #all the au all the time (okayophelia)
