subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
This is domway, where we pre-negotiate how the sandwich will be made with your full understanding of the ingredients and their usual consequences. If the worst happens and you don’t like the sandwich you can use a safeword, we’ll remove it and immediately stop lunch. Then we’ll remake it for you the way you like, with plenty of communication to avoid those ingredients in the future. That way you can build a foundation of trust with us, and enjoy yourself by safely giving yourselves into the hands of other sandwich-makers who have proven their responsibility and compassion with your dietary needs.
Thank you for articulating my first reaction to this post.
I have actual tears in my eyes from the beauty of this post, what is going on
I might just link people to this the next time I have to explain the concept of Safe, Sane & Consensual.
Can I just say that in my post-Hannibal era, watching Casino Royale is WAY more hilarious.
(Source: quantumly-entangled)
“[I]t was established that I would go through here without leaving any traces; instead, every minute I spend here I am leaving more traces. I leave traces if I do not speak with anyone, since I stick out as a man who won’t open his mouth; I leave traces if I speak with someone because every word spoken is a word that remains and can crop up again later, with question marks or without. Perhaps this is why the author piles supposition on supposition in long paragraphs without dialogue, a thick, opaque layer of lead where I may pass unnoticed, disappear.” — Italo Calvino, If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler
“I am the man who comes and goes between the bar and the telephone booth. Or, rather: that man is called “I” and you know nothing else about him, just as this station is called only “station” and beyond it there exists nothing except the unanswered signal of a telephone ringing in a dark room of a distant city.” — Italo Calvino, If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler
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